1. “When someone doesn’t appreciate my humor.”

  2. 1 note

  3. “When I realize I’ve been listening to ‘BANGERZ’ on Spotify without switching on ‘Private’ mode.”

  4. 13 notes

  5. “When a friend tells me they are getting a tattoo ‘because they’re bored.’ ”


  6. “When my mother counts— and judges— the amount of alcohol I’ve consumed in her presence.”

  7. 1 note

  8. “When someone gets 89 likes on an FB status about their child.”


  9. “When someone touches my hair.”

  10. 1 note

  11. “When the Sarah McLauchlin injured dog commercial comes on TV .”

  12. 1 note

  13. “When I read my high school yearbooks.”

  14. 1 note

  15. “When I get told I haven’t met the ‘Right One’ yet.”


  16. “When I attempt the “cat eye” liner look.”

  17. 1 note

  18. “When I realize my new lip gloss purchase has a very pleasant smell.”


  19. “When I have to buy pants in European sizing.”

  20. 2 notes

  21. “When I spend way too long picking an Instagram filter.”

  22. 4 notes

  23. “When my friend told me she wouldn’t judge how much I had to drink if I didn’t judge how much she had to eat.”

  24. 4 notes

  25. “When I get a new Pinterest follower.”